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Trivialarity

Be honest, you want to know more about me. I can smell the interest on your brain. Well, go learn. Could help once Jeopardy finally takes notice of me. And you’re lucky enough to end up on the show when it happens. A lot of ‘if’ variables, I know.

Please note trivia bits #3 and #7 on that list are completely and absolutely true. As far as that goes. I can’t speak for #2, as I have no cats. And all my former Finnish friends know what’s up with #8. Eh, Olavi?

Other bits of knowledge for you to glean can be found from a mere abbreviation to the first name (again, #3 and #7 are fact; strange how that happened). You can’t hide from Internet tools.