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Confused Similes

Posted on March 14, 2002 ( 2 )

As useless as a broken ice tray not yet in the freezer. As distracting as those bouncy head things you see on desks... I mean ... (more...)

My Favorite Atypical Favorite Categories

Posted on March 3, 2002 ( 0 )

Favorite Non-Lethal Skin Disease: Eczema. Favorite Lesser Known Saturday Night Live Alumnus: Tim Meadows (Tina Fey's a close second). Favorite Way to Open Envelopes: Pluck out ... (more...)

Consumer Product Names We’ll Never See

Posted on February 27, 2002 ( 0 )

Kellogg's TesticO's Yellow Fever Crunch Microsoft Windows FU Monkey Brains (New Mint Flavored) Webster's Klingon Dictionary FloodAlert Panty Liners Chrysler Walkabout Crystal Spring Distilled Ice Cube Water Buck-A-Diamond Clam-Bacon-Oreo Chowder Campbell's Tomato Paste Anticoagulant Chalk'alots