Category: Lists

Why I don’t pass on blogging memes

Posted on August 18, 2005 ( 0 )

I hate the word meme. I used to like it, sort of. No more. Thanks for that, Internet. 'Blogging meme' rhymes with 'incentive scheme'. ... (more...)

Things I’d Hate to Learn At This Point In My Life

Posted on June 19, 2002 ( 0 )

Nobody reads lists. The answer to every multiple choice question I've ever had was B. The Earth actually is flat. Every business proposal I've ever made is ... (more...)

Absurd Blog-inspired Words

Posted on June 12, 2002 ( 0 )

Blogtastic Bloggy-eyed Blogification Blogtrotter Blogueur Blogey Blogbuster Bloghead Blogaphobia Blogbarian Blogasm Blog

Little Used City Slogans (US)

Posted on June 3, 2002 ( 0 )

New York - The Big Malus Los Angeles - The City Where Angels Are Unlikely Washington, D.C. - US Government Swamp Philadelphia - Somewhat Peeved Since 1800 San ... (more...)

Things God is Not Known to Have Said

Posted on May 26, 2002 ( 1 )

Think I have it easy? You try doing My job for a day. What time is it? Let's see some more of that begatting. You're all nothing ... (more...)

Sentences I Never Want to Hear (Again)

Posted on May 18, 2002 ( 0 )

"Why do you think we should hire you?" "I know I wasn't supposed to do this, but..." "You're the kind of guy I'd date, if I ... (more...)

Better ENRON Project Code Names

Posted on May 11, 2002 ( 0 )

$100,000,000,000 Pyramid The Big Lay-bowski Chump-dilly-icious Don't Show This to Watkins Rate Heist Investor's Wet Dream Money Laundry Bags Skilling Spree Andersen's Funky Calculator Legal Schmegal Treasure of the Sierra Monda Gassholes

Seldom Used Debate Methods

Posted on April 29, 2002 ( 0 )

"I'm right because God said it in the Bible." "That's not what your girlfriend told me in bed last night." "I'd refute the speaker's statement if ... (more...)

Books They Should Never Publish (but probably will)

Posted on April 19, 2002 ( 1 )

Eating for Dummies Moby Dick II: The Resurrection Living Life to Adequacy After My 15 Minutes, by MC Hammer Tourist Guide to Gas City, Indiana Osama Bin Laden's Big ... (more...)

Best Ways to Misspell “Kafkaesquí”

Posted on April 11, 2002 ( 0 )

Kafkaesque Kafka Esqui Kafkaschmafka Kafkayesky Kafkaesqueezeme? Kaffiyeh Kafkaeschew (gezundheit) Kafé Esprí Kafka Din Corfu isle Kaffetti KafkaASCII

Discarded Stephen King Titles

Posted on March 31, 2002 ( 0 )

Flame Girl The Bladdering What I Had for Lunch Thursday Scruffy Really Big, Super Sweet Dead Man Walking Janice The Stephen King Crash Diet The Dead Grave Bone Night Fire Lot ... (more...)

Affirmations for Those with High Self-Esteem

Posted on March 22, 2002 ( 0 )

I am better than everyone I meet, and they know it. There is no way I could be better than I am now, as I ... (more...)