Category: Conversations
My online chat with God
I just visited God's chatroom, and apparently Psychological Counselor is not one of His titles: Me [Kaf]: Help! God [His Almightyness]: Can you ask for ... (more...)
KafPress?
Someone I...vaguely...know jokingly asked why I don't come out with a custom version of WordPress (I've done a number of modifications to it for him. ... (more...)
Dialog I had with myself today
Kaf: I think I'll post something on my blog. Kafkaesquí: Why would you do that? You don't even have an idea on what to write about. Kaf: ... (more...)
Some phrases that amuse me
They may come from a forum, or the comments of a web site, or a discussion in everyday life, but these are always funny---sometimes strange, ... (more...)
Snippet of a technical conversation
...from some years back, and which just came to me: Kaf (jokingly): I figured out that the 'P' in PHP stands for Pox. Co-worker (from Sales): Is ... (more...)
It’s Sunday and already
It's Sunday and already I have my favorite human-verbal interaction of the week*. Friend: "What height are you?" Kaf: "Around 5'9". Why?" Friend: "That's average, right?" Kaf: "Yeah, I ... (more...)
A rare moment of amiable conversation in the Kafkaesquí household
Kafkaesquí: "We're missing the new episode of Trading Spaces." Family Member #1: "Did you check TV Guide to see if it's new?" Kafkaesquí: "Um, we don't get ... (more...)
Christmas dialog
Mom: "So, what do you want for Chistmas?" Kafkaesquí: "I want to reach the highest level of intelligence and self-awareness. I want the ability to fully ... (more...)
Generational dialog
Old Guy: "Things were better when I was a kid." Kafkaesquí: "What, you mean like the depression?" Old Guy: "No, but they were better." Kafkaesquí: "World War II?" Old ... (more...)
Telephone conversation from the past
Nameless co-worker: "Hey Kaf, want to do something tonight? I'm getting a group together." Kafkaesquí: "No, not really." Nameless co-worker: "Oh, come on! Go with us." Kafkaesquí: "No, ... (more...)
A Conversation With Orley (A Welcomed Visit)
O: "Good morning Kaf. Enjoying your coffee?" K: "Not too bad. They cleaned the pot yesterday. Second time this millennium, I believe." O: "So, Death came to ... (more...)
A Conversation With Orley (The New Philosophy)
O: "I have a gift for you Kaf." K: "What? It's -- it's not my birthday or anything." O: "No, and it isn't a birthday kind of ... (more...)