Category: Blasphemy

“Do not work”

Posted on January 6, 2003 ( 0 )

"Do not work for the food that goes bad; instead work for the food that lasts for eternal life, because dude, that is the ... (more...)

Yo, true believers!

Posted on January 2, 2003 ( 0 )

I'm sure you're tired of always having to request the Lord God's intercession, yet all the while never being certain that he ever shows up. ... (more...)

So…

Posted on December 30, 2002 ( 0 )

...are you enjoying the Huggy Jesus you received for xmas? I hope so, because they say he's collectable (the Romans' didn't think so), soft ... (more...)

Why I Am An Atheist – Or Not

Posted on December 23, 2002 ( 0 )

There ain't no answer. There ain't going to be any answer. There never has been an answer. That's the answer. —Gertrude Stein Jim Holt, in an ... (more...)

“We didn’t want to”

Posted on December 16, 2002 ( 0 )

"We didn't want to shock people but just wanted to show the other side of a ... (more...)

Hey Christians

Posted on December 12, 2002 ( 0 )

Hell, hey to everyone. Do you want to eat like Jesus and his disciples, but don't look forward to all that old-fashioned farming and foraging ... (more...)

French Catholics

Posted on October 31, 2002 ( 0 )

French Catholics are protesting the commercialism of Halloween, in which "the monstrous and the ugly is exalted." How are they going about it? Well, with ... (more...)

In the beginning…Boo!

Posted on October 31, 2002 ( 0 )

A Christian haunted house. Yeah, I figure the sight of St. Paul's head bouncing around would get me to turn to Jesus.

A “Catholic” Response

Posted on October 31, 2002 ( 0 )

Oh, Márk, Märk, Mãrk. You're trying to get me to be serious and somewhat long in wind here. I'll avoid the temptation if only ... (more...)

And for God’s sake

Posted on October 28, 2002 ( 0 )

And for God's sake, no leg bends. That's the work of the devil. (The category today is either religious idiots, or lazy Ananova ... (more...)

“He is not a Satanist”

Posted on October 28, 2002 ( 0 )

"He is not a Satanist," the police officer said. "And he can't understand why the people were so scared of him." Well certainly not because they're ... (more...)

We humans are marvelous beings

Posted on October 17, 2002 ( 0 )

We have reached an amazing level of comprehension and discernment of the true universe around us. And we also know any really good superstition should ... (more...)