Category: Ancient Guff
It’s always within reach
A few days ago I picked up the phone (yes, it was ringing), and the voice at the other end of the line, an impassive ... (more...)
Red Sox update
Been without a desire to blog the past few days. Really haven't been reading many, either. So much porn, so little time... Anyway, since I promised ... (more...)
When is a baseball game like a street brawl?
When the Yankees and Red Sox play, that's when. It felt like I tuned in for a fight and a baseball game almost broke out. ... (more...)
Clichés will lead us to ruin
Has anyone previously noticed the world is going to Hell in a handbasket? Because I just caught on to it.
Whoa, what a Rush
Dittohead has been redefined.
Yankees 6, Red Sox 2
And the Universe flips back to normal mode. But now the entire weekend will be Red Sox weekend in New England. Guess I should have ... (more...)
Red Sox Win, 167-0
So, how about that game last night between Boston and New York, huh? I was concerned for the players when those howler monkeys got onto ... (more...)
What a difference a year makes
Then: We know that the regime has produced thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas. Now: Both President ... (more...)
It’s just a letter
Dear Conservative Friends, Congratulations. Enjoy this moment, but try no to let it go to your head. You wouldn't want your more liberal neighbors to ... (more...)
Later in the series
Now that the Red Sox are officially not going to go away until after they at least get to play the Yankees, I'll be posting ... (more...)
Is this the question of the day?
Why are there no important figures from ancient history named Doug?
And then there were 2…more
So the Boston Red Sox just won themselves a reprieve by toughing it out through the 11th inning. If I was an actual fan—instead of ... (more...)