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Merry Milk Day!

Well, Milk Day is almost upon us. And I haven’t even started shopping!

Last time I bothered to cover Milk Day here on guff, it appears I got the date wrong. Really wrong. In my defense I was being extremely facetious back then, having no idea there was a *real* Milk Day out there. For that I must apologize to all of you, and to Bill O’Reilly. Now please Bill, put down the wreath.

Most commercial establishments refuse to close for such an important dairy holiday, so it’s fortuitous I just happen to have Milk Day off this year. I’m planning a full day of observances, with lots of milk and milk-related topics to post on. Sure hope nobody is lactose intolerant!