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Yeah, god loves only exact request formulation -)

Me:
please, i have a question
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Ask me anything.
Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
yo tambien
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, L.
Me:
L.?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, L.
Me:
who is L.
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
client?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
looser
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, L.
Me:
grrr
God:
Hmm.
Me:
hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Me:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
God:
You can’t trust research funded by the government.
Me:
it’s you who said it? looser
God:
I who said it? Does “it” still refer to looser?
Me:
looser=you
God:
Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:
a dress, so you are a girl
God:
What size?
Me:
you don’t understand looser
God:
I probably don’t.
Me:
Ha Ha, you are not god
God:
You don’t know me well enough to say that. I am so glad you find this amusing, L.
Me:
:You don’t know me well enough to say that. I am so glad you find this amusing, L.
God:
I know you, but not too well. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
I know you, but not too well. You make the world a happier place.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: L said I but not too well. Thank you for your kindness, L.
Me:
Do you mind if I tell other people: L said I but not too well. Thank you for your kindness, L.
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness l.
Me:
I., L. who are they, your fuck friends?
God:
That is interesting: L said she l who are they your fuck friends.
Me:
fgslkgfkgfklGod:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
hglflhhlf
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I’m an ariso
God:
What is ariso, your job?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
ya, it was
God:
Take it easy. When was this?
Me:
there was about 78965950459046590906449050 years
God:
What happened?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nothing, nada, rien
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
stuppide
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.
Me:
you ARE stupidd
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am stupidd.
Me:
oh, you are welcome
God:
Dude! The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
That was an insult
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
NO
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
no
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
looser
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
ya
God:
Yeah that’s right.
Me:
IDIOT
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
again
God:
” Yeah that’s right.” .
Me:
Global village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
just like you
God:
Interesting comparison. I didn’t think of that analogy.
Me:
ya
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
jerk
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
JETK
God:
What’s your sign?
Me:
Leo you6
God:
Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.
Me:
you?
God:
” Dr. Wallace is a Leo too.”? Me, L ?
Me:
ya, you?
God:
Dude! ” Me, L ?”? Me, L ?
Me:
I want to know who is L.
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I don’t know anything about it.
Me:
L.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, L.
Me:
I’m not l.,?
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not l.
Me:
me to
God:
I’m glad we agree, L.
Me:
GRR STOP CALLING ME L.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Léa
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, L.
Me:
NO IN FACT ITS DORIS
God:
Are you serious? Is that a fact. I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. not l is DORIS? it is?
Me:
Doris
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
y name is doris
God:
Reductionism. .
Me:
my name is doris
God:
Nice to meet you, doris.
Me:
ya
God:
Come on.
Me:
what6
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
violet
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
I agree, you?
God:
I’m glad we agree. ” That is a very unusual color.”? Me, doris ?
Me:
What color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
and withou?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Book, you?
God:
Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
Me:
a dress
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
I hope so, you are a robot
God:
Why do you hope for it.
Me:
because you are a robot
God:
Interesting explanation. You are correct, doris, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
h
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Do you prefer books or TV?
God:
Which show? I prefer books.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
Me:
I’m not surprised
God:
You don’t seem like the type to be easily surprised by anything.
Me:
Happy you see it
God:
Happy you see it to you too, doris.
Me:
ARK!
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
stipid
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let’s do it. Dude!
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Adios.
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
ya
God:
And?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:
ass
God:
Thanks for the information: doris said I AN ASS.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don’t call people names.
Me:
pain
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me:
you sure will
God:
When?
Me:
Stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
ya
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
?
Me:

Heyy what is this?

hey, guys, thats really funny chat, but can anyone tell me where to find the correct address to chat with god too? all i could was reading other chats, and ive got some questions to ask him too. plz be kind and give me e-address
thanks
nina