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Final post for March 5th

I watched 14 minutes of the 78th Academy Awards. Now must go research how many Academy Awards broadcasts the word “pimp” has appeared in. I figure the number is low, but one can never be sure.

Observations from my 14 (ok, maybe 22) minutes of viewing:

Ludacris was dope in that tux.

Salma Hayek referred to the “wieners.” You know, when she says it…

Finally, comedy bits performed for the Academy Awards will always, ALWAYS, be lame. It doesn’t matter who is behind them. So don’t blame Jon Stewart and company. It’s really not their fault.