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Rapture delayed by hard disk failure

So I was visiting the official web site for the Left Behind book series. No, it was not out of some fundamental need for bad dispensational literature. You can blame Susie for my wandering over there. Anyway, when I hit the site I saw this:

leftbehind.com is experiencing technical difficulties.
Please check back later.

and for a moment I thought they’d finally been taken up. Good for them!

Then I realized if that was the case, they probably wouldn’t suggest you check back. I mean, why bother? But when things do work out for them in that way, I hope they’re planning to sell the domain, because [A] they really won’t need it where they’re going, and [B] wouldn’t that just be a kickass web site to have after the Rapture!