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Christianity is a real slut

Sex In Christ is a site that promotes human sexuality and libidinal behavior in ways you don’t tend to hear down at the chapel.

Now it may or may not be a parody site. I’m betting on not, just for the hell of it. But it’s awfully hard (no pun intended) to take seriously a Q&A that starts off with:

Why can’t the man swallow his own seed if the woman does not want to? It would not be homosexual because it is his own, and it would not spill. How can I partake of the spiritual replenishment of the living water without being homosexual?

There is nothing in the Scriptures that prohibits a man from swallowing his own semen if he so chooses. In fact, this is an ideal solution for avoiding the sin of “spilling seed” if the female partner is not willing to swallow, or if the man is masturbating alone. As you point out, there is nothing homosexual about swallowing your own semen because it does not involve having sex with another man. However, if you do choose to swallow your own ejaculate, be careful not to get any on yourself or your clothes. The same requirements regarding semen and cleanliness still apply (Leviticus 15:16-17).

There’s something I don’t recall from CCD class. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

(Tip of the cap to Eric, who emailed this to me a week or so back; didn’t get around to *really* looking the site over till now.)