Message to the faithful

posted on April 14, 2005

After long consideration, I must regretfully decline the position of Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Patriarch of the West, etc., etc., Servant of the Servants of God, and CEO of the Roman Catholic Church. I just have too much on my plate right now.

Maybe when the position opens up again? I’ll keep in touch.

Author: Kaf Oseo
Categories: Blasphemy
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craig
Comment » April 19, 2005 @ 7:06 pm

Given the fact that the new Pope in town is a soon-to-be-octogenarian, you may not have to wait for a new invitation to fill the position.

 

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