guff

Googlerotica

Hey, look at all them Google Referral Week posts!

Eh. Second and last (because really) GRW subject matter: sex. Oh yeah, you knew that at least had to be banged on. Pun intended.

“you suck hard”

Ok, this one’s probably not sex-related (in which case, up yours!). But it could be, and in the art of blogging about sex that’s all that matters.

foot cam

I’m sure this one isn’t sex-related, either. Oh yeah, not sexual at all…

Flaccid penises

And this one…sex-related or not, it has me concerned! By the way, look what comes up on an image search for this one. Poor fella.

mother hand jobs

Hey Oedipus, your brother wants to talk to you.

whacking off

I’m not surprised to see search referrals come through on this (galled yes, surprised no). What I am surprised by is that I’m presently at #3. There’re certainly more appropriate sites to be whacking off to; if not, the Internet has really lost its way.

“heterosexual women”

I guess one of us has finally had enough of lesbians. Tragic!

GENEVIEVE GORDER naked

Shouldn’t ‘naked’ be in caps too, if only for consistency? Anyway, I’m fairly certain she’s hetero, so there you go.

How exactly does one s**k a f**k?

That sort of depends on which ** is which, now doesn’t it?

breasts expansions movies

Monsieur Pluriel: Je n’ai aucun de nichons éclatant films, vous Canadien tas de merde. Pardonnez mon mauvais fran�ais.

p u s s y

Spelling done the Google Way™.