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Googlesque

I’ve been lax when it comes to posting anything of real substance lately, so I’ve decided to retroactively make this Google Referral Week here on guff, which will hopefully get my creative blog cooler bubbling without forcing me to work too hard at things. Barring that, it’ll keep guff’s rss feed fresh on your client.

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As I’ve started in late for a week’s worth of this stuff, let’s jump right in: for this GRW post, searches that leave me baffled.

use oh <html:link> tag

I get the whole “use tag” part, but what’s with the inclusion of “oh”? I don’t want to know what was going on when that was typed. Or maybe I do… Note: This may be my first Google referral from India. I guess there’s nothing unusual about that if you’re in India.

puma sparrow

Ah yes, the beautiful and deadly puma sparrow. Nearly as fascinating an animal as the parrot leopard, but no where as chatty.

electromagnet purpose

The purpose of an electromagnet is to…be an electromagnet. See, I can explain science.

monkey strippers

Normally, whatever turns you on I say. But that ain’t normal.

Pedophilia Latin

Sick, and confusing. A potent combination.

.leechers

Are there plans underway for yet more top level domains? If so, I’m voting for this one.

thongs hanging out

How can thongs “hang out?” Rather, they “ride up” or “peek above.” But thongs that hang are technically no longer thongs.

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