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Monkeys Pay to See Female Monkey Bottoms. I assume that’s male monkeys coughing up the cash for some booty, but then one can never be certain.

Apparently they’ve also picked up on the concept of fiduciary finance, too—something I still have trouble with. Then again, I’m not really one to drop a few dollars to see a little monkey butt. I’m not sure there’s connection, but I hear things about that Alan Greenspan…