Post Debate Gaywatch, Day 2

posted on October 15, 2004

This just in:

Despite conservative hopes to the contrary, Mary Cheney is still a lesbian. Ms. Cheney’s father, current US Vice President Dick Cheney, responded to the news with snarls and a low growling noise. Her mother Lynn could not be reached for comment, as she is presently drowning in a river in Egypt.

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Author: Kaf Oseo
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