guff

Doing some shopping?

To prove I’m willing to sellout far earlier than the next unknown, I’ve opened a new supermegafauxstore called guffszubShop. Our slogan is

If you can’t find it here, you’re not looking hard enough…idiot™

I was originally thinking about something like The Fair & Balanced Store, but I hear that one is taken.

Currently in our catalog are:

No Xmas Tree Bear
Anti-Trucker Hat Trucker Hat

Yes, selection is sparse at the moment, but this is all virtual and I’m not paying any rental fees on a storefront, so what do I care? Products are based on guff entries (see here and here to get the idea), or whatever I happen to find funny after downing a bottle of cough syrup. And occasionally I might slip in something that’ll hopefully sell enough to keep me in cough syrup.