Comparable quotes
In this world, if you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may just as well not say it at all, because ... (more...)
Archive: August, 2003
One of the better web site awards
Some days you just wish you could read Dutch. Unless you can already read it, of course.
The Quotable Kafkaesquí
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, and I'll need to rethink the whole shame thing.
They’ll never learn
I must cede a debate point to those with a worldview based on religious faith, particularly Judeo/Christian/Islamic forms: When arguing with a believer, they have ... (more...)
Open letter for comedy’s sake
Dear League of Associated Funny Folk, I'm trying my best. Sincerely, Kafkaesquí Oseo P.S. My dues check is enclosed. P.P.S. Yes, I'm aware this isn't funny. I said I ... (more...)
Ask Pud…anything
On the other hand, if you enjoy sex with other men, you might be gay. Sounds about right. (Q&A-ed from Ev.)
Muscles and real man views
By now you've probably heard that Arnold Schwarzenegger, inexperienced GOP candidate for the California governor recall, admitted in a 1977 interview to a "men's ... (more...)
Mountain hiking the Ringling Bros. way
Segway riders climb Mount Washington. That, however, is not the important part of the story, which my local paper unfortunately chose to leave ... (more...)
Doing some shopping?
To prove I'm willing to sellout far earlier than the next unknown, I've opened a new supermegafauxstore called guffszubShop. Our slogan is If you ... (more...)
Minority Report Reporter
Mac Diva over at the dashingly-named Mac-a-ro-nies lists the reasons why we should not hate Tom Cruise. Which is fine, I guess, but ... (more...)
Fark-en leechers
Apparently I've been Farked. "Anagrammer," in a comment timestamped 2003-08-27 11:52:04 AM, linked to the image from this post. It's a long comment ... (more...)
Roald Dahl is spinning in his grave
Time for me to return to my blog stalking ways. So, Congrats, Susie. But, uh, it's Veruca. Without a 'k.' Now let's see...... (more...)