I could use a glass of water
The word for the day: self-reliance.
Archive: July, 2003
BBC looks for tooth fairy
Now, one more time: This is real science. This is pure idiocy. Any questions?
Institutionalized pedophilia (latin edition)
Quidquid latine dictum sit, perversum viditur. Pardon my Vulgar Latin, but this is absolutely un-fuc-king-be-leave-a-bull! Someone explain to me why anyone in the church hierarchy ... (more...)
Nazis like big dicks
Mr. Neo-Nazi/Penis Enlargement scam "bulk e-mailer" is a very good example of what I was talking about. Not that I like talking about ... (more...)
Obscure but appropriate word of the day
en·isle tr.v. en·isled, en·isl·ing, en·isles To make into an island. To set apart from others; isolate.
Bean bags increase human life-span
"Police hail bean bags as a life-saving force" The story isn't much on the comedy side of the news, but how could I pass up ... (more...)
Poem of the Week
No, I haven't relapsed into forgetting that Monday means it's time for the Poem of the Week: Angry Cliché vs. Reality I could always bust a ... (more...)
SAT sample question of the day
Write an essay which compares and contrasts the following sentences: It's difficult for Americans to imagine what it's like to live in a country, not only ... (more...)
The weakend
The great thing about being online on a Sunday is, no one seriously expects you to post to your blog.
Flagnature
Puresa Preseed Prezidant Boosh G. W. B.
This is a dumb entry
Not that I required anything more than my own empirical observations, but there's now scientific proof that tourists are idiots. Oh, and I've noticed ... (more...)
The Michael Jackson Syndrome
Sometimes they're not sick and demented and worthy of some serious prison time. Sometimes they're just really freaking creepy. (Spied at the blog ... (more...)