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It being Friday the 13th and all

I think it’s time once again for my somewhat longer than semi-annual, completely retrofitted for the guff form factor, Lost in Space edition of the friday five!

1. You are an evil man.
That’s hardly a question, now is it.

2. You are an evil man, are you not?
Ok, that at least is a question. I’m not sure what you’re on about, but does someone being evil have any importance in this little Q&A? I don’t believe it does.

3. But you are evil, right?
Look, I don’t see how being demoniac, diabolic, hell born — or not — has any bearing to the friday five process.

4. Damn it, you are evil!
Again with a non-question? I’m hardly getting my money’s worth on this.

5. Back to the fiery nether realm with you, Satan-spawn! Begone!!
My patience has limits, and you just passed it, pal. Into the open brimstone pit with you. I’ll get my pitchfork and the barbecue sauce…