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It’s Sunday and already

It’s Sunday and already I have my favorite human-verbal interaction of the week*.

Friend: “What height are you?”

Kaf: “Around 5′9″. Why?”

Friend: “That’s average, right?”

Kaf: “Yeah, I think it’s considered median for males.”

Friend: “I wonder which side there are more people on.”

Kaf: “What? Side of what?”

Friend: “If there’s more people above the median or below it — in height.”

Kaf: “Uh…something tells me they’re about the same.”