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A rare moment of amiable conversation in the Kafkaesquí household

Kafkaesquí: “We’re missing the new episode of Trading Spaces.”

Family Member #1: “Did you check TV Guide to see if it’s new?”

Kafkaesquí: “Um, we don’t get TV Guide. But trust me.”

Family Member #2: “He must have caught a promo earlier.”

Kafkaesquí: “Nope. Didn’t catch ads for Trading Spaces this week.”

Family Member #1: “Then how do you know it’s a new episode?”

Kafkaesquí: “Search engine refers for Paige Davis and Genevieve Gorder naked just doubled on my blog.”

Family Members #1 & #2: “Oh.”