Proust comes home to roost
Being a huge fan of Marcel Proust (yes, I'm joking), I've decided to post my own deeply considered yet extremely rushed answers to "the ... (more...)
Archive: May, 2003
“Dick” Nixon comes close
Best U.S. Presidential nickname-slur I've come across this year: Drinky McDumbass Yes, it's childish. So very, very childish...
The Quotable Kafkaesquí
It takes true genius to start an industry any moron can make money off of.
People who know me best…
...(ignore those who know yet despise me; yes, there's a lot of them) could tell you that I prefer comedy over most other forms of ... (more...)
Guest blogger
My niece Hannah is guest blogging today, with a story she wrote for school: THE GIRL DOG By HANNAH The dog takes a walk. The girl dog sees a ... (more...)
For anyone foolish enough to
For anyone foolish enough to stumble in here while my blog-consciousness is still (mostly) in remission, I recommend the following (anything to move you along): Mac ... (more...)
Nah, I haven’t been taking
Nah, I haven't been taking another blogging break. Just had absolutely nothing to say this week. Believe it or not.
Year Zero
Welcome to Year Zero on guff. Today is the first day of the rest of this blog's life. Or something like that...Wait a minute. Year Zero? ... (more...)
E-mail spam celebrates its 25th
E-mail spam celebrates its 25th birthday this weekend. Unfortunately, candles on the birthday cake turned out not to be filled with fulminated mercury, as originally ... (more...)
More inane weblog content
I won't be going to see X-Men 2. No, I'm not anti-X-Men, or even disdainful of comic book movies in general. In fact, I liked the ... (more...)
Dinner is over
Tasty.