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I recently received this e-mail message

If anyone feels up to it, a Weird to English translation would be much appreciated:

From: ********@***.***
Subject: Hello!
To: kafkaesqui@
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 2003 16:55:10 +0800

Reverent swami:

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  we sincerely vatch for you.

your friend coco

Sorry, coco; this particular swami must pass on your non-trash offer. But keep on vatching. You never know if I’ll change my mind and care to hang!