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Numerology For Dummies, Volume 2

(Read Volume 1 to catch up.)

The Swerdlow interconnectedness calculator is running overtime on Expansions. Last we were here, I hit on their list of numerological symbolism said to be hidden in the Shuttle Columbia tragedy, and evidently readily open to discovery by the Illuminati watchers out there. Or at least anyone sporting an overactive imagination and the time to abuse everyone else with it.

Fortunately, as is the way with these things, there’s more for the finding…

More Shuttle Symbolism
February 4, 2003
The following is an addition to the symbolism listing that I posted right after the shuttle disaster. There is so much going on here, that it may take months of research to complete a total listing. Obviously, the anal Illuminati have really thought this one out. That means that it is a ceremony designed to bring in an event of major, or catastrophic proportions.

How can I resist the opportunity to examine information passed along by anal Illuminati? The answer is, I can’t:

“The explosion happened on or very close to the 33rd parallel.”

For the uninitiated, this is partially an allusion to the Freemasons.

In addition to that, as well as the sweet twinning of 3′s factor, Baghdad is on the 33rd Parallel. Starting to see the connection? There’s one small problem with this being the work of an Order: The shuttle during a descent to the Kennedy Space Center has no other option than to travel near the 33rd Parallel. But you got me, the shuttle did breakup “close to” it.

The hair on the back of my neck is standing straight out. Just not from this analysis.

“The explosion occurred 39 miles up ( 3 x 13) ”

Well, it was around that height (207,000 feet is 39.2 miles). I’ll give partial credit on this one. A good thing the US hasn’t switched to the metric system, eh? Though then you could say it was 63 kilometers up – and just look at all the 3′s hiding in there!

“The shuttle was traveling at 13, 000 mph. ”

At what point in it’s journey? NASA has been clear that at the time Columbia exploded/came apart, it was traveling at 18 times the speed of sound, or around 12,000 mph. But if your anal Illuminati friends are ready for some give and take of about 1,000 miles per hour…

“The San Francisco Chronicle reports that photos were taken by a doctor showing lighteneing-like flashes around the trail of the shuttle as it exploded, lending credence to a particle beam weapon attack. ”

Again with the particle beam theory. Do the Illuminati have access to weaponry terrorists can only dream of?

Honestly, all this demonstrates is your lack of understanding what a particle beam weapon is, and how it would work. Let’s look at the knowledge base you obviously lean on for your information: the movies. The reason you see thick, “lightening”-like beams of light coming from lasers and particle accelerated weapons in Hollywood films is because you’d be confused to what’s going on if represented realistically. It’s the same reason they put sound in space or give Jennifer Garner breasts: to let the moviegoer know something is happening when otherwise they might be at a loss.

“The military just happened to be training nearby in preparation for war in Iraq, and were immediately available to retrieve wreckage.”

Since the military trains throughout most of the continental U.S., it’s likely they’re immediately available to retrieve my drinking buddies and I after our designated driver is found to have a blood-alcohol level of 0.03%. It’s just I don’t happen to offer the government’s level of pull when it comes to them being at my beck and call.

“The newspapewrs are constantly referring to this incident using the term, “sacrifice”.”

So the press is in on it, too? Where does this conspiracy end!?

Expansions was also kind enough to make a prediction on the war with Iraq, which we now know begins around the 15th of this month. Get ready, Saddam! Also at that time, “alien information” will be revealed to us, whatever that means. Hey, they say the History Channel made that claim, so it must be true.

Finally, along with a few helpful temporary-end-of-the-world survival tips, Expansions notes to “[k]eep yourselves grounded and balanced daily. Listen to your instincts and the God-Mind within.”

But my instincts keep proclaiming all this numerological stuff to be looniness of the highest order. Should I listen?