Da-da-Dum
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Archive: December, 2002
I’ve been saying this for years:
Barney the Dinosaur is a purveyor of smut.
Volunteer Santas
Those volunteer charity Santas sure come up with some unique ways of collecting. I'm impressed.
Blogs I’ve Noticed – How loose is your Goose?
I wasn't sure how I felt about How loose is your Goose?* until I read Dan's last post (the slightly long one dated ... (more...)
I admit the following:
I have officially become addicted to Trading Spaces. I sat through more than two-thirds of TLC's marathon broadcast (15-hours worth) of it yesterday. ... (more...)
I’m submitting something
I'm submitting something for next year's Best Slightly-Erotic Poem award. The name of my poem? Openly Orgasmic and Very Sticky. I'll work on it.
In remembrance
In remembrance of the peasant servant class, Happy Boxing Day. Anyone know a good Boxing Day carol?
I get it
They're opening xmas presents. Yeah, very cute. What's with the penguin hanging out with a rabbit, ... (more...)
Some of us
Some of us have our own way of celebrating the holiday. I guess it could be considered a gift to oneself.
Blogs I’ve Noticed – WTF Is It Now?
Maru Soze asks WTF Is It Now?? - which I think is a most excellent question to ask about nearly everything. A pretty good ... (more...)
Bethlehem couplet
Bethlehem Gets Christmas Respite With Israel Army Out of Sight No, it's not the start of a new politically charged xmas poem. Actually, it's a New ... (more...)
How many xmas carols
How many xmas carols have I painfully endured listened to this season? None. Not an absolutootingly single one of them. I hope you ... (more...)