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“You kiss an actor”

“You kiss an actor, and you don’t know what they are going to smell like. But you kiss a girl, and she is going to smell good. And she’s very soft. They’re soft, and they smell nice. Guys don’t.”

Note to Julianne Moore: I’ll keep that in mind, I really will. Mainly because I won’t be able to stop thinking about you and, uh, well…