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So…

…are you enjoying the Huggy Jesus you received for xmas? I hope so, because they say he’s collectable (the Romans’ didn’t think so), soft and cuddly (really?), hypoallergenic (but of course), and machine washable (thank God for that!).

I, however, didn’t get one. As an atheist, I simply got my gift from Satan. Right now I’m listening to a tune off an old R.E.M. album - truly evil.