Student – teacher dialog
Student: "Teacher, where do babies come from?" Teacher: "Well they come from - here, let me show you..."
Archive: October, 2002
For lunch, grilled cheese
A light breakfast on guff yesterday, wasn't it? Sorry 'bout that. I had some stuff to finish up with another project, got corralled into ... (more...)
The Register sees the light
The Register sees the light.
The title is rather catchy
The title is rather catchy, but the content leaves much to be desired. Let me know when testing has ended.
Telephone conversation from the past
Nameless co-worker: "Hey Kaf, want to do something tonight? I'm getting a group together." Kafkaesquí: "No, not really." Nameless co-worker: "Oh, come on! Go with us." Kafkaesquí: "No, ... (more...)
“If a book is truly a treasure”
"If a book is truly a treasure, don't lend it out." Brilliant. Thanks for the genius booklending suggestions. Here's one from me: Before lending a ... (more...)
Can’t explain why…
...but I find something innately beautiful in Matchbox and Hot Wheels vehicles. To my general psychological makeup as a boy, no more ... (more...)
And for God’s sake
And for God's sake, no leg bends. That's the work of the devil. (The category today is either religious idiots, or lazy Ananova ... (more...)
“He is not a Satanist”
"He is not a Satanist," the police officer said. "And he can't understand why the people were so scared of him." Well certainly not because they're ... (more...)
A little Rorschach image test
Explain why the stock photo above ... (more...)
Cue Mission Impossible intro
Your mission, should you choose to be confused by it, is to discover why my name appears on this page. Honestly, if you can ... (more...)
It’s sing-along time!
~ Doe, a deer, a female deer. ~ Ray, the teen who serves her fries. ~