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Telephone conversation from the past

Nameless co-worker: “Hey Kaf, want to do something tonight? I’m getting a group together.”

Kafkaesquí: “No, not really.”

Nameless co-worker: “Oh, come on! Go with us.”

Kafkaesquí: “No, I’m really not up to it tonight.”

Nameless co-worker: “You’re becoming a lazy bastard, do you know that?”

Kafkaesquí: “Jesus! You make a phone call to me from the next cubicle, and I’m the lazy bastard.”