Archive: August, 2002
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Do not infringe on the patent
Do not infringe on the patent. Do not infringe on the patent. Do not... wait a minute. I can do whatever the hell I ... (more...)
French mayor gains power
French mayor gains power over life and death! Well, just death really. God is said to be a bit irked by the insolence. Another ... (more...)
Ah, beer
It improves your sex life (at least your chances for one). It makes you healthier, and can specifically be of benefit to ... (more...)
I guess for some of us
I guess for some of us, it's all about making virtual online simulated sex real online simulated sex. And now I could joke about joysticks, ... (more...)
What would you do
What would you do if you planned for a drag race and nobody came? You'd arrest them, that's what. And yes, I'm aware of ... (more...)
Ladies:
I give you the dedicated man.
Give peace a couple of acres
Peace is much more precious than a piece of land. —Anwar al-Sadat Maybe, but obviously not as desired as a place to park your tank. ... (more...)
Can we please stop
Can we please stop distributing X-Files scripts outside the US? Oh, I do have one good thing to say about this Canuck's foaming-at-the-keyboard composition: he ... (more...)
Annoyances our forefathers (and foremothers) never encountered, No. 23,139:
Trying to update your weblog's archive page when archives are effectively kaput. (Yes! Yes! Thanks Blogger!)