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Turok for brains

Some of you may have heard how video game developer and marketing brain-trust Acclaim Entertainment plans to offer $10,000 (in saving bonds) to the first morons family to have a child on September 1 and name it “Turok”. This is of course after their same-named game, due to arrive into the world of capitalistic free-for-alls on that date.

My feelings? Bottom feeders obviously swam up to the shoreline and were immediately placed into positions of importance at Acclaim. But then I’m being kind.