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Static Cat #4

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Putting On the Writer’s Costume

Of all the paying jobs I've held through the years, only those of recent vintage demanded an appreciable amount of my time spent in the ... (more...)

Insurance From Heaven

A bit of non-rhyming, meter-less poetry. Just to pass the time... I knew a god and goddess once Who one rainy Sunday afternoon Took a drive in ... (more...)

So you’re really into Goth chicks

You even enjoy reading their blogs. And you especially want to see them naked. Having it all would be a form of Internet synergy, ... (more...)

Revisiting The Word

Discovered inside a copy of The Bible (NIV Edition, Rev. 1984) Faithful Reader: First, I'd like to thank you for purchasing My Book. If this has been ... (more...)

Tengent

One - I wonder how many people throughout history during the whole of their lives purposely refused to learn to tie their own shoes, and ... (more...)

Anti-Résumé

While caught up in what seems the new perennial human activity of looking for work -- what I consider to be my current full-time accidental ... (more...)

Um, like, uh, read this

Um, can you, uh, say fishing for research funds? Uh, I thought you, like, could.

Static Cat #3

A Brief Story Interlude (Blue Bobby)

Bobby was in most ways a typical ten year old boy with two wishes he hoped would come true. His first was a simple one ... (more...)

Misplaced Horizon

So far, and by that I mean up to this point in my life, I've permanently misplaced a good quantity of stuff. Some of these ... (more...)