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Insurance From Heaven

A bit of non-rhyming, meter-less poetry. Just to pass the time…

I knew a god and goddess once
Who one rainy Sunday afternoon
Took a drive in my car to Fresno
And never returned.

It was probably good for them;
I know it was good for me
As I reported my car stolen
To the proper authorities.
There’s nothing much better than
The insurance payoff;
It more than makes up for
a two-year long layoff.