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Things God is Not Known to Have Said

• Think I have it easy? You try doing My job for a day.
• What time is it?
• Let’s see some more of that begatting.
• You’re all nothing but monkeys with pockets.
• Damn Noah! I told him to leave wombats off his list.
• I need another day off.
• Got Milk?
• I’m in the mood for a new religion.
• What in Hell is wrong with you people?
• Next time it’s just one: Thou shalt not piss Me off.
• Because I’m God, that’s why.
• I’m the King of the World!