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Sentences I Never Want to Hear (Again)

• “Why do you think we should hire you?”
• “I know I wasn’t supposed to do this, but…”
• “You’re the kind of guy I’d date, if I was single.”
• “Are you questioning my authority?”
• “Hey, that’s not a Tic Tac!”
• “I bet you’ve thought about hair transplantation.”
• “Why don’t you call more often?”
• “It’s fixed, but it cost a lot more then we estimated.”
• “The unemployment office is that way.”
• “We’ve run out of funds for your department.”
• “Do you have enough life insurance?”
• “That wasn’t very funny.”