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Fragments From the Memory Log, Entry Nine

From lessons to teachers, from lunch to recess, my first six years spent in elementary school was a vast and confusing channel of mixed transmissions ... (more...)

Static Cat #2

Michel Houellebecq

When you're the French novelist Michel Houellebecq, you don't call Islam "the most stupid" of all monotheistic religions because you're a common hatemonger, you ... (more...)

The Everything Rant

I'd like to take this time to complain about something. Problem is, I want to do it about way too much stuff. Terrorism, religion, government, our ... (more...)

Don’t jump up and down too hard

Or some geologist might think you're a terrorist.

Nothing Redux

I've gone and done it: having covered the subject once before, and really not all that long ago, still I find it again necessary ... (more...)

Beta banking

It's amazing (well, not all that really) how pre-release or beta testing is useful to nearly every sort of industry and institution. Even the ... (more...)

Jobbing for a Job

I am looking for a job. I don't say this to appeal for offers from the Blurried Musings readership; far from it. I'm just stating ... (more...)

Things God is Not Known to Have Said

Think I have it easy? You try doing My job for a day. What time is it? Let's see some more of that begatting. You're all nothing ... (more...)

What’s Not to Regret?

Wouldn't it be great if we were given do overs for past life choices? Or better yet, that life would function more like a sketch ... (more...)

Name

If you're an unfortunate enough soul to have the name Dingleberry imparted on you, I don't think you'd fall for an analysis claiming your ... (more...)

Blogging Bitching and Bellyaching

I've come upon a bit of a problem in my Blurried Musings submissions over the past week: I'm not in the mood. When I began ... (more...)