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Seldom Used Debate Methods

• “I’m right because God said it in the Bible.”
• “That’s not what your girlfriend told me in bed last night.”
• “I’d refute the speaker’s statement if she wasn’t such a butthead.”
• “How much will it cost to beat the other team?”
• “A numerological examination of your point says…”
• “If I don’t win I’m leaving, and the podium goes with me!”
• “Pick a card.”
• “Pretend I just said a bunch of very well reasoned stuff.”
• “I will now fart my rebuttal.”
• “My Dad, who works at a thinktank, says my opponent’s points are stupid.”
• “The gun in my pocket should make my argument crystal clear.”
• “Logic schmogic.”