Fortune Cookie Local #213

posted on April 7, 2002

Discovered in a recent fortune cookie:

We, the writers of Chinese fortune cookie fortunes like the one you now hold, find it appalling that our generous wishes, tidings of joy, and forecasts for future love and well-being go mainly unheeded. We do not spend our days composing these documents with the intention they be tossed … continued on back

… into ashtrays and trashbins at the completion of your meal. These are important proclamations, affecting your lives and livelihoods, and you avoid them at your peril. Please be aware of this in the future. A kind heart is a gift to all. Lucky Numbers - 10, 22, 23, 26, 38, 40

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Author: Kaf Oseo
Categories: Brooding & Musing
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