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- You are challenged to kill Gephra, mightiest of dragons.
- Good luck in your quest, Kafkaesqui!

> look
You are in a dark room, but can make out a door before you.
> open door
You are not quite at the door.
> move forward
You have reached a door.
> open door
Before you lies a long hallway.
> move forward
You are in a long hallway.
> look
Before you in the hallway the floor appears to have fallen away.
> look down
You look into an abyss that is the lair of Gephra, mightiest of dragons.
> inventory
The sword of Berech is at your side.
A shield is tied to your back.
A pouch of potent magic herbs is at your waist.
> climb down
The sides of the abyss are shear and treacherous, yet you reach the bottom unscathed.
> look
You are in the lair of Gephra, mightiest of dragons.
> move forward
You bump into a wall.
> turn around
You turn to see the horror that is Gephra, mightiest of dragons.
> wield sword
The sword of Berech is at your side.
> remove sword from scabbard
The sword of Berech is in your hand.
> wield sword
The sword flashes in the dim light.
> move forward
Before you is Gephra, mightiest of dragons.
> challenge dragon
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, laughs deep and begins to wave at you the bones of fallen knights he defeated long before you were born.
> speak obscenity to dragon
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, is outraged you would address him so in his lair, and offers to contact someone who can teach you a few manners.
> remove shield
The shield is now in your hand.
> move forward
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, begins to throw his feces at you. You are thrown back against the wall of the lair from the force and smell.
> wield sword
The sword is of no use against feces.
> raise shield
The pounding of Gephra’s feces is deafening as it strikes against the shield.
> move forward
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, demands you leave at once then runs into the darkness of his lair.
> chase
What do you wish to chase?
> chase dragon
You run after Gephra into the darkness of his lair, right on the tail of the mightiest of dragons. You come quick to where he has stopped. He appears to have run out of breath.
> wield sword
The sword strikes wildly at Gephra, mightiest of dragons. However he is a dragon and is barely scratched. Gephra turns and cries in anger that he has never been so shabbily treated by a guest as he readies to breath flame in your direction.
> raise shield
You lift the shield in time to stop hot flames from the mouth of Gephra, mightiest of dragons, shooting in your direction.
> move forward
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, threatens legal action if do not cease your advance.
> wield sword
The sword strikes wildly at Gephra, mightiest of dragons. However as previously noted he is a dragon and is barely scratched.
> open pouch
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, halts his complaining and demands of you the contents of the pouch.
> look at contents of pouch
Within the pouch are several bulbs of the Nagross weed, a potent magic herb.
> tell dragon contents of pouch
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, is beside himself and shocked you would bring such an illegal substance into his lair. He demands you leave at once.
> challenge dragon
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, ignores your challenge.
> remove weed from pouch
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, threatens to call the authorities if you so much as light up a bulb.
> challenge dragon
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, assumes you must be hopped up on Nagross weed and tells you to grow up.
> throw weed at dragon
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, has had enough of your pot-valor and shows you to the door of his lair.
> wield sword
The sword strikes wildly at Gephra, mightiest of dragons, but again he is a dragon and is barely scratched.
> demand weed back
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, says you should feel lucky he’s not having you arrested, and tells you he’ll be flushing your “stuff” down the stream outside his lair.
> throw shield at dragon
Gephra, mightiest of dragons, knocks the shield aside and tosses you out the door. As he closes the door behind you, he suggests you clean up your act before returning for another fight.
> open door
The door to the lair of Gephra, mightiest of dragons, is locked and you do not have a key.
> bye
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