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My Favorite Atypical Favorite Categories

• Favorite Non-Lethal Skin Disease: Eczema.
• Favorite Lesser Known Saturday Night Live Alumnus: Tim Meadows (Tina Fey’s a close second).
• Favorite Way to Open Envelopes: Pluck out the top seam with a fingernail.
• Favorite Capital Offense Punishment: Can’t beat the controversy surrounding the electric chair!
• Favorite Drug Addiction: Heroin (with a little Percodan dependence thrown in).
• Favorite Popularly Disliked Musical Instrument: Harpsichord.
• Favorite Finger Counting Method: Lift fingers in turn starting at index, finish with thumb.
• Favorite Quality of Life Issue: Noise Pollution.
• Favorite Zoological Word: Annelidous. Look it up!
• Favorite Standard Movie Making Goof: When the boom mike moves into camera shot.
• Favorite Bad Fast Food Hamburgers: Dairy Queen’s. They’re so bad, they’re good.
• Favorite Harmless Term For the Homeless: Rent Free!