Archive: March, 2002

Discarded Stephen King Titles

Posted on March 31, 2002 ( 0 )

Flame Girl The Bladdering What I Had for Lunch Thursday Scruffy Really Big, Super Sweet Dead Man Walking Janice The Stephen King Crash Diet The Dead Grave Bone Night Fire Lot ... (more...)

My Impression of the Internet Sucking Sound

Posted on March 30, 2002 ( 0 )

The most amazing thing I've come to realize at this end of almost a decade spent in near unbroken online excursioning, is that there is ... (more...)

Evil Genius Business Tactics for Destroying the World

Posted on March 29, 2002 ( 0 )

Stockpile the Tools to Your Success Nuclear is certainly the weapon of choice for the Evil Genius of sophistication -- few have the money and brain ... (more...)

Woof

Posted on March 28, 2002 ( 0 )

I tend to bark. A lot. Sorry, but I don't mean in any metaphorical or other similistic cover. When I say bark, I mean it plain, ... (more...)

Bumping Into Satan

Posted on March 27, 2002 ( 0 )

The lifeforce of the town I live in is so asphyxiated by tourism you'll find three separate guide stations for new visitors within a half-mile ... (more...)

My Woody Allen Dream Goes Like This

Posted on March 26, 2002 ( 0 )

I'm at one of those parties only the movies can make interesting: a snazzy and slightly expensive after the premiere kind of atmosphere with everyone ... (more...)

The Kafkaesquí MUD

Posted on March 25, 2002 ( 0 )

KafMUD - eternal copyright system driver: OseOS v0.2b1 WELCOME TO KAFLAND, AN UNNATURAL BUT STILL RECOGNIZABLE WORLD. There are currently 0 users logged on. What do you wish for ... (more...)

Fragments From the Memory Log, Entry Four

Posted on March 24, 2002 ( 0 )

Children pick up a knowledge or understanding of things in unusual and disjointed ways. I'm talking of how they interpret the underpinnings of the world ... (more...)

Notes on Being a Know-It-All

Posted on March 23, 2002 ( 0 )

Again today someone thanked me for providing a tidbit of information about something or other of little consequence, to me in any case, and then ... (more...)

Affirmations for Those with High Self-Esteem

Posted on March 22, 2002 ( 0 )

I am better than everyone I meet, and they know it. There is no way I could be better than I am now, as I ... (more...)

Psychic Spam

Posted on March 21, 2002 ( 0 )

Date: Tue, 19 Mar 2002 13:28:12 -0800 (GMT) From: Shandrakar <customerservice@astraldimensions.esp> To: Kafka Esqui Subject: {Re:} Please, No More! Mr/Mrs/Miss Esqui, In regards to the e-mail you will send ... (more...)

Mapmaker, Mapmaker, Make Me a Clue

Posted on March 20, 2002 ( 2 )

I'm a full fledged hunter-gatherer when it comes to maps. I may have picked up this particular collector's virus from my ex-wife, who is such ... (more...)